The right excursion, on the right day.

Booking sites sell whale watching in a swell and Teide in a dust haze. I’ve lived and worked in the south of Tenerife for 27 years — I check the forecast first, then tell you what’s worth booking this week.

Get Tenerife right before you land

The area, the hire car and the rental you pay for decide 80% of your holiday. I’m your eyes on the ground: planning call, rental Reality Check, honest advice.

27 years in the south · 73 activities reviewed by a local · Free cancellation on most · I also tell you when NOT to go